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The Late Show: Top Ten Signs Barack Obama...

by: catfish

Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 01:48:52 AM EDT

catfish :: The Late Show: Top Ten Signs Barack Obama...

Top Ten Signs Barack Obama is Overconfident...

10. Proposed bill to change Oklahoma to "Oklabama"

9. Offered Bush $20 bucks for the "Mission Accomplished" banner

8. Asked the guy at Staples "which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?"

6. Having his head measured for Mount Rushmore

5. Guy sits around eating soup all day

4. He's voting for Nader

3. Offered McCain a job in the gift shop at Obama Presidential Library

2. Announced his running mate will be Andy Dick

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censorship is the hip new thing! But they're in the video.

by: catfish @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 01:00:19 AM CDT

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crusing chicks with John (0.00 / 0)

was funny, I think John isn't so good at it.

Hillary - alternative energy

by: anna shane @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 01:11:38 AM CDT

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Edwards that is.

Alice left me in Wonderland.

by: grlpatriot @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 14:51:24 PM CDT

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and his secret visits, that's why it was funny.

Hillary - alternative energy

by: anna shane @ Fri Aug 01, 2008 at 19:04:03 PM CDT

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i thought it was forbidden to mock The One™. (0.00 / 0)

several of these make fun of his megalomania. can it be that the mainstream comics are gettign their courage back?

Barack Obama's election proves that any male can grow up to be president, provided he's willing to use misogyny as a campaign strategy.

by: campskunk @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 09:52:02 AM CDT

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The Mount Rushmore one was my fav (0.00 / 0)

He's looking past the election, the inauguration, and he told the New Yorker that only like ten of our presidents have changed the course of history. He said only ten did things that he remembers (obviously, one of them was Reagan.)

by: catfish @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 13:09:39 PM CDT

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On Obama's visit to Mount Rushmore:

When asked if he would like to see himself on the monument someday with Presidents George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln, he joked: "I don't think my ears would fit. There's only so much rock up there."

You know he wants it, just like he wants his face on US currency.

Alice left me in Wonderland.

by: grlpatriot @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 15:03:04 PM CDT

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I have no doubt (0.00 / 0)

he has thought about this, and the currency. Health care reform? Hasn't given too much thought to that. He keeps meaning to get around to it. Just has to give a few more Big Speeches first.

by: catfish @ Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 15:56:32 PM CDT

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The Late Show: Top Ten Signs Barack Obama... | 8 comments

"Always aim high, work hard, and care deeply about what you believe in. When you stumble, keep faith. When you?re knocked down, get right back up. And NEVER listen to anyone who says you can't or shouldn't go on."
Hillary Clinton - June 7, 2008

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