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Wed Sep 10, 2008 at 16:00:00 PM EDT
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| I don't need to replay everything related to BHO's ill-advised comments and hand-gesture on Saturday. George Harris, of the Kansas City Star has a very interesting take on Lipstick-on-a-pig-Gate...
Lipstick, pitbulls, pigs...and a fish
Whatever. The uproar made me wonder when the pigs, pit bulls and fish are gonna take offense.
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"Now you've crossed the line, Porky. I know a pit bull with five kids, and people are standing in line to get to see her."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, Fishface."
"Don't call me Fishface! Unless you mean like a dolphin 'cause they're cute. And don't mix your metaphors."
"You probably mean don't confound the similes, you illiterate slime dog."
"Well, lipstick on your collar tells a tale on you."
"Huh? What does that mean?"
"If you can't figure that out, you're dumb as a post."
"Don't you dare call me a post."
"Oh, never mind."
And this is what we call political discourse.
Go read the whole column - it's hilarious! |
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